THE INTERVIEW WITH VEGETA

~I'm at the studio waiting for my intervew result's
I'm thinking to myself who the hell am I gonna intervew today~
Jhon "Kate i've got the result's"
Kate "well..who is it?"
Jhon "Kate you are going to intervew... Vegeta"
KateWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!?!!??!!!!!!!!????"
Kate "oh... great just my luck"
Steve (the shanti man) "don't worry be happy"
Kate "ok Steve"
~i started to whisper~ "how come he so sure"
Jhon "i don't know"
we stopped to whisper
Kate "Vegeta blow up all of his interviewers"
Jhon "Kate I'm counting on you do you're best"
Kate "yes sir mr. producer"
Kate "did i get any mail?"
Steve "you get a latter from you're school
~i started to read it~ hmhmhmhmhmhmhm
Kate "oh... my GOD!!"
Jhon "what is it?"
Kate "we will go to an amusement park then we go to all you can eat cafe or watever waite until the maniuel let's see now chiken, hot dogs, hamburger, cheeseburgers, potato chips, coleslaw, baked beans, macaroni salad, potato salad, cucumber salad, applesause, pasta salad & nonlimited soda!"
Jhon "so you're going?"
Kate "of corse not!"
Jhon "ok hehehe"
Rhon "Kate youre on in 3! 2! 1 rolling"
Kate "hey hey hey all of you Vegeta fans I'm youre houst Kate tudey I'm going to intervew Vegeta!!"
Vegeta came into the studio and he luck's grumpier then ever he set in the chear
Kate "so... how are you Vegeta?"
Vegeta "fine!"
Kate "super"
Kate "i have some stupid qwestions here"
Vegeta "oh...great"
Kate "yeah yeah i know it's suck's"
Freak "Kate suck's!!"
i lucked at my paper's pointed on him and shuted a little 'ki' ball witch fly at that guy and blasted him
*fufh* i blowd on my finger
Kate "now were wore we?"
Vegeta reised one eyebrow
Kate "what?! i want to blow people up to you know"
Kate "oh no thet's a really annoying one nevermind so the question is... what do you do in you're spear time?"
Kate "well we all know the answer aren't we guy's but let's hear ti one more time"
Vegeta "so some of you earthlings stil don't know. how stupid can you be of corse I am training!"
Kate "about how stupid can they be Vegeta they can be REALLY stupid"
Kate "oh my kami!! i can't belive they gave me thet deamned qwestion again"
Kate "it's you're fav."
Vegeta "oh boy"
Kate "i can't even sey it!"
i bared my teath
Kate "so..."
Vegeta "how do you get all this qwestions?"
Kate "people e-mail me"
Kate "ok can we go on with this or what?!"
Kate "ok now let me finish these qwestion's so we all can go home and mind our oun buisiness"
i bared my teath agein my eyes are rolling when i sed thet
Kate "Vegeta how did you propose"
~i pouted my hand on my eyes~
Vegeta "why do you earthlings keap asking me that!? none of youre damned buisiness!!"
~Vegeta was angry~
i felt his 'ki' raising up
Kate "i considerd a specialist in the subject 'Vegeta' and still i myself didin't figured it out so guy's don't ask me"
Vegeta "really"
Vegeta "let's see now if you know aproximately everything about myself let me give you a little test"
Kate "from hard to easy?"
Vegeta "why not what is the original name for my planet?"
Kate "the original you say... plant?"
Vegeta was shoked
Vegeta started to speed up
Vegeta "for how many years did the saiyajin lived with the tsufuru-jin?"
Kate "i think..it..was...150?"
Vegeta "how many year's they bateld?"
Kate "i think it was 10 year's"
Vegeta "why did they bateld?"
Kate " for that thay wold set the president for their futur racial career"
Kate "whow about that?"
Vegeta "amaizing..."
Vegeta "what was frezas buisiness?
Kate "Freeza would send you guy's to difrent planet's so you could clear the planet from all life forms and then sell it for money"
Vegeta "now thet was the easy qwestions"
Vegeta "what is my mother's name"
he shown his smirk probably thinking thet he will outsmart me eh?
well we'll see about that i know thet this qwestion has actually 2 answers
i smirked two and sad
Kate "oh let's se now 1 is queen roshichena 2 mrs. birth tanck am I right?"
Vegeta "you are preatty good kid"
Kate "i know i know"
Vegeta "i won't blow you up for this"
i wread the next qwestion to my self
Kate "Rhon!!! i can't ask him that!!"
Rhon "why not?"
Kate "ok... Vegeta some girl asked me to ask you if she can have you're pink shirt"
Vegeta "well if she like it so much she can have it!"
Vegeta started to growl a little
Kate "oh my kami why me?"
Kate "why i have to ask him this idiotick qwestion!!!"
Kate "Vegeta how did you fell in love with bulma?"
Kate "oh... boy this is gotta be one of the worst day's of my interview career"
Vegeta "i didin't she fell in love with me!"
Kate "and i was against that relationship all the time!"
Kate "why you ask me i tell you why 1 moment she's fu**** scared of you! the next moment she insolt's you with all she ha's"
Vegeta "why do you care kid?"
Kate "whow do i won't care I'm a fan"
Vegeta "wait a minut you are my fan?"
Kate "well...yes"
Vegeta "oh great"
Kate "don't worry I'm not that cind of fan"
Vegeta "oh..really"
Kate "i didin't write these qwestions dtou"
Kate "yey i run out of qwestions so we can go home"
Rhon "Kate you have 5 more hour's left"
Kate "ok..will do a chit chat"
Kate "so Vegeta why do you hate Kakaroth so much"
Vegeta "because his stupidity is beyond belief"
Kate "why is that?"
Vegeta "his a clown you never know what stupid thing will come out of he's mouth!"
Vegeta "you shuld know this by now"
Kate "i can't belive his more powerful then you Vegeta"
Vegeta "i agree with you kid"
Kate "i herd thet in the saiya-saga you WERE more powerful then him"
Kate "when you fight you have this fealling about you're self you're strong, no one can beat you and then come's this Kakaroth guy and he beat's the hell out of you how can this posible"
Kate "and you sad to you're self how can this be that this low level solder can beat the elite soldier"
Vegeta "so you agree with me kid"
Kate "well of course Vegeta"
Kate "he dose not deserve to be that powerful"
Vegeta "are you kissing up to me kid?!"
Kate "of corse... NOT!!"
Kate "and when you start training i was proud of you, i respected you you had fier in you're eyes you will be more powerful then Kakaroth! even if it kill's you! and this passion made me proud of you! you show that you wan't it!"
*in a proude voice Kate" and I am to dramatic with this speach of pride am I should quit right now before i make a fool out of my self! yes... yes"
Vegeta was smilling evili of cors
Vegeta "let's talk about my passion"
Kate "you like it huh i know you like it hehehe"
i was still smiling
Kate "you're passion made me proud of you thet passion to defeat Kakaroth to become stronger, to overreach him"
Kate "so Vegeta i seen the12th movie that is ammm... what was you... you're reaction"
Vegeta "thet crazy fool waned me to fuse with him i sad that i did not want any part of fusing with him!"
Kate "well...i understand that but... when you agreead to fusing you didin't knew about the dance and... my reaction would be if I had to do it FORGET IT! if it's stupid in any cind a way i don't do it"
Kate "i seen you're face when you saw the dance"
Kate "i think Kakaroth REALLY like's you Vegeta"
Vegeta "what are you talking about?"
Kate "i think all the doujin is true Kakaroth is a gay"
Vegeta "you don't know about this?"
Kate "he is a gay?!"
Kate "holly crap! that's right folks Kakaroth is a gay!!!"
everybody was shocked
Kate "this has to be the storry of the year!"
Kate "Vegeta who do you dislike the moust of the Z gang?"
Vegeta "Nameck!"
Kate "what about that little green ugly short no good at nothing or for nothing?"
Vegeta "who guldo?! hes a weekling!"
i was smirking
Kate "Vegeta i herd thet you played soccer with Guldo?"
Vegeta started to laugh hardely
Vegeta "so you herd of this huh HA HA HA!!"
Kate "what Guldo was the ball?"
Vegeta "actually... yes!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!"
Kate "so who won?"
Vegeta "we"
he stoped laughing
Vegeta "you are funny kid"
Kate "i wish i could blow some of my techers?"
Vegeta "oh...having problems in school aren't we?"
Vegeta smirked
i rolled my eyes
Vegeta "don't roll you're eyes on me kid!"
Kate "sorry Vegeta i didin't rolled them on you any way"
Vegeta "so what's with that damn thing?"
Kate "there's this b*t*h my P.E teacher"
Vegeta "WOAH!! strong word's from a kid like you!"
Kate "you two think that I'm a godygody!?"
Vegeta "well if you pout it this way..."
Kate "any way she was asking age's she's sad it in such a disgusting tone!! she called me 'new girl' then i sad "i have a name you know"
then the FU***NG B**CH raised her voice on me!
"WHAT IS YOURE AGE!!" i told her! "15"
Kate "she was asking like i ouned her someting! or like i was a retard or someting thet B**CH think's that she's batter then me!!"
Kate "then the next class that i had she was like 'oh how are you' like nothing happend"
~i was so mad that things started to breack in the studio like my glas one of the camera's my eye's glowed in black flames~
Jhon "wow! wow!! wow!!! Kate-chan don't blow up the studio!!!"
~i started to rais my ki
the earth shouck
then i calmed down a little bit~
Kate "Jhon what are you douing under the table!?"
Jhon "me...I'm..douing n..nothing ahm"
!i lucked at Vegeta he was a little bit scared~
Kate "I'm fealing batter now"
Jhon "anyway i have another e-mail for you"
Kate "give me"
~i started to read the latter~
"dire Kate i wanted to ask Vegeta why is hi acting like his acting hi is so mean to everybody and i just wanted to know why Vegeta why are you douing this?"
Kate "dire... whatever you're name is Vegeta is acting like this because this is his attitude and freaza made him like this and because of it his acting mean+all people are difrent"
Vegeta "there's three kind's of people"
Kate "what Vegeta's mean thet there's the good, there's the bad, and there's Vegeta"
Kate "but there's another kind of three there's the good, the bad, and the ugly"
Kate "the good is Kakaroth the bad is Vegeta and the ugly is Guldo!"
Vegeta "now thet's true"
~we bouth laughed~
Kate "ok..ok that's enough"
Kate "so Vegeta what type of people you like?"
Vegeta "people...people that fear me and obay me"
Kate "if the people fear you they respact you right?"
Vegeta "right kid"
Kate "so Vegeta what type of music do you like?"
Vegeta "hard rock"
Kate "really me to!"
Kate "and I'm not kissing up"
Kate "Vegeta I'm just wondering do you really love you're son?"
Vegeta "love is such a powerfull word for our relationship i cind of fealing simpaty to that brat but it's not love"
Kate "and you're wife?"
i asked in a clouless way
Vegeta "well..."
Kate "be honest with me Vegeta don't worry say it"
Vegeta "you sad you know me like you're self kid"
he sad in his proud voice and smirkd
Kate "partnd me but i don't have you're brain or thought's so i can't tell if it's a 100% true! now give me the answer"
Kate "or i'll blast the whole world to the next demention!!!"
Kate "whoopsy...he he anger attack"
Jhon "some anger attack" rolling eye's
Kate "pipe down Jhon if you don't want to be sent to the next demention i recomend for you to shut up!!"
Jhon "okey okey just don't beat me"
Kate "Vegeta what was the worst day of you're life?"
Vegeta "well the day i was batteling Freeza that was the worst day of my life"
Vegeta "why..what is youre's?"
Kate *in a annoyed way"the day i was born"
Vegeta "why is it you're dislike you're life so much?"
Kate "i tell you why... reason 1. i almoset got raped ~the croud gasped~ reason 2.i was in a car aksident in witch i was hit... the lest reason 3. my mother hate's me because i didin't went to a family reunion with my grandmother witch i don't like at all!! i wish i had you're life Vegeta powerful, proud, fealing good for the person I am!"
Vegeta "you think thet it's easy being me?!"
Kate "i didin't say it's easy being you of corse not Vegeta!!"
Vegeta "so why didin't you go anyway kid?"
Kate "so why do you wanna know anyway"
Vegeta'well..if you tell me maby you will feal a little bit batter don't you think?"
Kate "yeah, you're probably right i should tell some one"
Kate "but everything's in time"
Kate "let's talk about KAKAROTH"
Vegeta "why do you want to talk about that idiot?"
Kate "in the 8th movie why the hell did you give him the energy from you're body?"
Vegeta "they were beging for this"
Kate "i remember 1 time you were telling him thet you were now powerfull then before he sad someting to you you sad someting back Vegeta "let me guess then he sad someting else to me"
Kate "yeah yeah leaugh if you want I'm not kiding"
Kate "and then he sed "but I'm stil more powerfull then you"
Kate "and if he was telling it to me like"give me more power power to kill him"
Kate "i would be like, well you can kiss my ass Kakaroth!!"
Kate "if you that powerfull then beat him you're self!
Kate "i did a little research and found out about the IQ test's"
Kate "and found out thet Kakaroth's IQ is 3!"
Kate "like how dumb can you be?! god"
Vegeta "well... it's someting"
Kate "he's not such an empty head after all"
Kate "but someting make's me curius how did you propoused?"
Vegeta "i didin't"
Kate "oh... so... you're not marid?!"
Vegeta "no..."
Kate "now that's a relief ha ha ha!!"
Kate "what is you're favoret song?"
Vegeta "black black heart"
Kate "by david usher?!"
Vegeta "yes... who else?"
Kate "what version?"
Vegeta "i herd only the rock version
so i can't really tell witch one of them is batter"
Kate "i think that the rock version is surelly batter"
Vegeta "what singers do you like kid"
Kate "what you want to kill time or what?"
Vegeta "yes"
Kate "linkin park, 3dd, daddy dj, darren hayes,
many more Vegeta i don't remember them all
I'm into j-pop to"
Vegeta "what anime"
Kate "well... db/dbz/gt duh"
Vegeta "that's nice kid"
Kate " are you enjoy calling me kid or you just don't know my name"
Vegeta smirked
Vegeta "bouth"
Kate "he he he he he!"
Kate "ok my name is Kate my full name is Kate g summers ok Vegeta?"
Vegeta "are you laughing at me?!"
Kate "no"
after 5m i resived some more questions
Kate "yepe we have some more..."
Rhon "read them first Kate"
Kate "ok... blablabla... aha"
Kate "ok that's fine"
Kate "so... before i start... Vegeta why are you in such a good mood?"
Vegeta "the thought of spending time with some one OTHER then Kakaroth that is why I'm pleased"
Kate "now that's someting you don't hear every day and spetially from Vegeta "
Kate "what food do you like?"
Vegeta "food huh..oh..well"
Kate "just don't tell me it's BBQ sause ok"
the croud laughed a little
Vegeta "smirked BBQ"
Kate "what's you're favoret drink?"
Vegeta "beer"
Kate "what root bear weack for a guy like you"
Vegeta "oh yeah..what do you drink?"
Kate "licure, black beer"
Vegeta's chin droped
Vegeta "are you kiding?!!??!"
Kate "i don't drink all the time only at party's and it's reare to see me out of my house"
Kate "so yeah i like heavy s**t
Kate "next question is from jenny"dire Vegeta i was really sad when you died i was crying and crying how can you do buisness with that man (Freeza) you'rs trully Jenny"
Vegeta "it's not like i chouse to work with freeza he made me"
Kate "well well well it's seam's we're all out of time se you next time"

THE END