THE FEAST

The story starts with Goku and the gang having a nice dinner at Gokus house.

Goku: Hey Vegeta can you pass the potatoes?

Vegeta: Do your own work Kakaroth!

Goku: You can be nice for once Vegeta...

Vegeta: ...me the prince of saiyans reduced to this *takes a bite out of a large pece of meat* *hands potatoes*

Goku: Thats the spirit!, oh you got some meat on your shirt

Vegeta: ...Kakaroth... why are we named after dam vegetables...

Goku: I have no idea... people say its the creator guy his name was... Akira Toriyama

Goku: well your name sounds like Vegetable... so HA!

Vegeta: well if i ever find him i'll blast him!! no one mocks Vegeta! *shakes fist*

Goku: Hey, isn't that Bulma outside? and what is she doing... with Yamcha!?

Vegeta: Well he shouldn't complain about me getting Bulma, its not my fault hes a loser.

*Krillin walks into the room*

Krillin: hey guys should i get a Mohawk??

*Bulma runs in*

Bulma: Vegeta kill Yamcha for me please! I lent him money and he blew 10 million zeny and still needs more!

Gohan: I dont think you should get a mohawk Krillin, If you do it wont show those six weird dots on your forehead.

Goku: here we go again...

Vegeta: OH! how iv been waiting for this dont even bother wishing him back *walks out door and flies off in Yamchas direction*

Goku: This should get messy...

Bardock: Hey albert wanna come out and play basketball?

Albert: wtf no i can't because i'm not a dbz character nor part of this stupid story!

Gohan: *sigh* Yamcha... hey Krillin you better start collecting dragonballs again... -_-

*off in the distance*

Frieza: Dodoria you see that over there? on the ridge? THE SIX STAR DRAGONBALL

Dodoria: um... sir, it looks a little odd colored to be a dragonball...

*across the ridge*

Gohan: Krillin...I think they see you...!! put your head down now!

Krillin: ...........i'm for sure getting that mohawk...

*in the distance explosions and Yamcha's screams are heard*

*Vegeta comes flying back in super saiyan form*

Vegeta: His gambling days are over...

Goku: i sense a powerful presense... FRIEZA'S BACK

Vegeta: what I thought that Trunks killed him!

kid Trunks: dad wat are you talking about?

Vegeta: another Trunks son... another Trunks...

Vegeta: come on Kakarot lets take him down once and for all!!

Goku: I'm off to bed... Vegeta you can take care of it right?

Vegeta: Kakarot wheres your saiyan spirit he may not be a challenge but it'll be fun!

*Frieza sees Vegeta*

Frieza: OMG A SUPER SAIYAN!!

*Vegeta flies infront of Frieza*

Vegeta: Thats right Frieza i'm a real super saiyan now!! prepare to die!!!

Kid Trunks and Goten: HA!! *both go super saiyan*

Frieza: OH MY GOD!! how many are there!! *shits self*

*Frieza runs off screaming like a girl*

Vegeta: your not getting away from me!!

*Vegeta, Kid Trunks and Goten fly after Frieza*

Krillin: *powers up and puts on yellow super saiyan wig* HA now im super saiyan... hya!!!!!

Bulma: *slaps Krillin* stop pretending to be usefull!!

*meanwhile somewhere..*

*Frieza runs out of breath... looks around for Vegeta (can't sense ki)

Frieza: where is that saiyan monkey!!!

*in front of Frieza Vegeta teleports*

Vegeta: Right here freak!! all those years you had me working for you... it's time to get my revenge!!

Goten: I think well let your dad handle this Trunks...

Trunks: yea that Frieza guy doesn't seem so tough

Goten: let's go have some cake!

Trunks: sure thing!

*they fly off*

*Vegeta thinks to himself*

Vegeta: with the kids out of the way... I can make Frieza's demise more painful!!

*laughs maniacly*

Vegeta: how i've longed for this moment!!!!!

*puts hand to Friezas face and a big explosion takes place*

*king cold out of nowhere comes*

King cold: what's a Goku?

Mr. Satan: ah!!! *runs to Videl* V-V-Videl u stil haven't taught me how to fly!

Videl: ....**** YOU DAD AND **** THE WORLD! imma do what i've always wanted to do! *rips off clothing pulls down Gohan's pants*... you can figure the rest out...

Goten: hey Gohan that looks like a fun game can i play!?

Goku: shield your eyes son!!

Mr. Satan: *watches and gets turned on* oh...oh..

Gohan: Goten look!! something cool!! *points at a rock* *Gohan runs with Videl into forest*

*meanwhile back at bulmas house*
*cooler knocks on bulmas door*

Cooler: uhhh excuse me has any of you seen my bro or father? they said theyll be back from there death spree by 6, but they havnt got back to the ship yet. There names are Frieza and king cold and heres a picture *shows picture*

Bulma: you must be cooler, Goku and Vegeta told me SO much about you you arnt quite as stupid as i thought ud be im sure your cool on your planet, anyway Frieza your bro is dead he had it coming if you ask me and your father is missing...... you want to speak to Goku?

*Vegeta teleports infront of door and cooler*

Vegeta: SPEAK TO THIS!! *blasts cooler into next dimension*

Cooler: GRAAH!!! YOULL PAY FOR THIS MONKEY SCUM!!!! AHH!!

*coolers power level is gone and he is sent to hell by king yama*

*Broly comes out of nowhere*

Broly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I've escaped from the other world and im more powerful then ever!! Now to get revenge on Kakarot!!!! *Brolly sees the house* I sence lots of familiar powerlevels in that house,even Kakaroth's. It's time for revenge. Hahahahaha!!! *Brolly lands outside of the house and bashs the door open* Can Kakaroth come out and play ?
Vegeta: *starts a slow clap*

*Broly notices that Goten looks like Goku*

*Broly flies up to Goten punches him rapidly then kicks him in the face

*Goten goes flying*

*Trunks looks scared*

Trunks: **** you Goten! i'm outta here *goes super saiyan and flies off*

*Tien randomly flies infront of Vegeta*

Tien: hi wow! Vegeta its been a while so wats up? well yesterday i saw a bi-

*Vegeta blasts him away*

*Tien on ground bruised*

Tien: ...i have no friends :-(

*Broly flies too different planet after killing Goten*

*everyone is back at the house*

Goku: whew... what a weird day...

Vegeta: actually it was pretty surprising... so ho-

*Vegeta sees the chicken is gone...*

Vegeta: ..........................

*Goku tip toes out of house*

*astronauts in space see a big explosion on a certain spot of Earth*.

THE END