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DRAGON BALL Z
- GONE FISHIN
"Pancakes!" Chi-chi
hollered up the stairs to Goku who was sleeping. Goku jumped out of bed
and jumped down the stairs he cleared them all and crashed into the wall.
He fell to the ground with a thud, jumped up, dived for, and cleared the
table grabbing pancakes as he went. He began to scarf down pile-by-pile
of them.
"These are good Chi-chi."He then looked up at her who was staring
at him mad as a hornet. "What's wrong Hun?"
"What's wrong is that its 4 in the afternoon! It's also a Tuesday!
You've been passed out for 3 days!" Goku looked up startled. "I
thought you were dead i have been trying to wake you up, Bulma suggested
this way."
"I'm sorry Chi-chi I went on a bender with Piccolo he showed me some
of his favorite hangout spots the dumpster outside of the donut hut was
my favorite. You wouldn't believe the stuff they throw out. Chi-chi brace
yourself I found a half eaten bear claw! A bear claw! Do you have any
idea how rare that is? Piccolo was shocked I gave it to him because he
threatened me with is hobo knife."
"I should have known he played a part in this where is he I am going
to give him a piece of my mind." Just then there was a heavy thud
of something falling off Goten's top bunk. A green figure shambled in
scratching himself and wearing nothing but his tighty whities.
"Yawn.... Keep it down I'm trying to sleep for cripes sake...What
time is it anyway." Piccolo walked over to the fridge and looked
in while Chi-chi and Goku watched. He then grabbed the milk and started
to chug it from the carton. He put it back belched and turned to the cabinet.
He shambled over to it Grabbed a bottle of gin and went for the breakfast
table. He grabbed a handful of cookies and gave Chi-chi a stabbing gesture
with his hobo knife and went back to bed. He went into the bedroom did
the stabbing gesture to Chi-chi again and slammed the door. He locked
it, and there was another heavy thud indicating he passed out. Chi-chi
was turning red again and grabbed for her sword. She charged at the door
till Goku jumped in the way.
"Come on Chi-chi give him a break he just needs a place to stay until
he gets himself back on his feet. He says a job is coming up any day now."
"Please, he's never going to leave! He's been saying that since he
moved in 3 years ago! I can't take this anymore, I am going shopping he
better be gone when I get back." She stormed out the door and slammed
it. She then stuck her head in and said. "By the way you better flip
him on his stomach so he doesn't choke on his vomit again." Goku
sat thinking to himself of what Chi-chi meant by Piccolo better be gone.
Inside Goku's brain:
"Lets throw the chump a bone." Said the brain elf. "Just
this once I'm sick of not doing anything the light bulb is collecting
dust."
"Okay just this once." Said the other brain elf. They pulled
the switch.
"I got an idea!" Goku screamed with excitement and he had a
intellectual look on his face. "I'll build him a house so he can
live there and Chi-chi wont ye-
Inside Goku's brain:
"It's to much he cant handle this much thinking she's going to blow!"
The light bulb blew up
In Goku's eyes an explosion went off and smoke rose from his ears and
nose. He then went back to his dopey look and started hitting himself
off the head with a hammer. "Now where was I? Oh ya FISHING! That's
what Chi-chi meant she wants us to go on a camping trip and fish. She
thinks she's so smart but I figured it out this time." He pranced
out of the house and went to Capsule corp. where Vegeta was in the gravity
room training. Goku looked in the window and watched.
"Must beat Kakkarott must kill Kakkarott. I will surpass him he is
nothing when compared to me I am the strongest in the universe."
He looks up and sees Goku picking his nose and waving. Vegeta falls on
his head. Vegeta sits there in his x900 gravity at ssj2 sweating and is
training. Goku walks in without breaking a sweat.
"Man it's heavy in here."
"Damn him..." He starts to power down and shuts off the machine.
"What do you want Kakkarott I'm a busy man."
"I want to know if you want to go on a camping trip with Piccolo
and me."
"That's Piccolo and I Kakkarott."
"Oh so you do want to go?"
Vegeta has a sweat drop form on his head and a vein pops out. "No
I don't want to go with that stinky Namek he has lice, fleas, Genera,
and his nose is rotting off... I was correcting your pronunciation."
"Why lie then? I just heard you say Piccolo and you were going!"
"Shut up..."
Just then the door opens and Bulma walks in.
"It's about time your done it's time for your anger management class.
Then you have to take out the garbage and make sure you put it in the
trash can this time, we don't need raccoons, or Piccolo coming by again
and digging through it....again"
"I'd love to hunny I really would but me and the boys are going on
a camping trip! Isn't that right Kakkarott?"
"I believe the term is and I" Goku said with a sly look. "Besides
didn't you say you didn't want to go?"
"Shut up."
Vegeta elbowed Goku. He then smiled.
"Kakkarott quite the kidder lets go see you later Bulma." They
left and ran down the street.
"I hate those stupid meetings all those pitiful people whining about
their anger it's enough to make me vomit."
"We still have to go to Krillin's and get him." They swung by
Krillin's and picked him up then they went back to Vegeta's house and
Goku walked in.
"Hunny I'm home you back from shopping yet?"
"Ahh Kakkarott this is my house."
"Oh sorry."
"Hunny I'm back!"
"Goku this is my shed." Krillin had a sweat drop and they carried
Goku back to his own house. They went inside and woke up Piccolo who started
puking and cursing at them. He then threw the empty bottle at Krillin
it hit him in the head and shattered.
"Ok I'll go" Piccolo said groggily. "Get me some coffee."
Goku did and Piccolo tasted it and puked. He then poured some brandy in
it and smiled laughing.
They were all outside and ready to loaded up.
"Piccolo aren't you going to wear any pants?" Krillin inquired.
"Hey don't try to change me man!" Piccolo then pulled out his
hobo knife (which was a rusty shaving blade) and attacked Krillin. While
they wrestled Goku noticed he forgot to brush his teeth.
"I forgot to brush my teeth." He pulled out a hammer and put
some toothpaste on it and started smashing his teeth. Everyone looked
up and watched they fell over. "Ready. Man I must have some cavities
my teeth hurt" Vegeta shook his head and cursed under his breath.
"To the minivan!" He called out and they all hopped into Vegeta's
mini van. Krillin nudged Goku and said.
"Vegeta drives around a mini van now I have seen everything."
"Well I have to drive Trunks to soccer so shut up!" Goku smiled.
"I get it Vegeta you're a soccer mom!" Krillin laughed and Piccolo
spit up blood he then started chugging some vodka. Vegeta flipped up and
swerved the car off the road they went through a ditch. Piccolo fell out
the back and they went through a cornfield Piccolo was rolling behind
the car clinging to his vodka with dear life. They hit a tree. Goku hollered
out.
"Were here." Piccolo came rolling behind them and fell into
the river. He pulled himself out and was mauled by a bear.
"I'll pitch up tent" Goku called. He went grabbed the tent and
went to hammer in the spikes he missed and hit his thumb. "OOOWWW."
He raised the hammer and did it again and hit his thumb again. Vegeta
watched laughing. He turned to Krillin and asked.
"Where's the food."
"I don't know ask Goku."
Vegeta looked at him smashing his thumb repeatedly. "Kakkarott where's
the food."
"Piccolo was in charge of food and drink."
"Namek did you bring anything?" Vegeta bellowed.
"Of course I did I brought a mini-bar filled with vodka and whiskey
and some beans!"
"Oh for the love of Kame! You left a drunken Namek in charge of our
food supply!? Kakkarott how stupid can you be...." He looked up and
saw Goku hammering his thumb again. "Never mind." Piccolo locked
himself in the car and started to drink and eat beans. "Christ we
need to figure out a way to get food." He ripped off the car door
and through Piccolo into the river and demanded him to fish. Piccolo sat
there with his knife and slashed at the water repeatedly trying to stab
a fish. Goku was still hammering his thumb and Krillin was collecting
firewood. Just then Chaoutzu floated down. Everyone looked up in awe.
"Hey Chaoutzu what are you doing here?" Goku exclaimed.
"I'm here for my cameo appearance I figured I had to be here at least
once you know?"
"That's great say buddy could you maybe go pick us up a few pizza's?"
Krillin asked.
"No thing... midget." Chaoutzu then ran off and tripped on a
rock. "Oh no!" He hit the ground and self-destructed.
"Damn it he keeps doing that! I am taking control of this operation
Kakkarott bring me the map I will find us a way out of here." Goku
walked up and gave him the map. Vegeta looked at it and then at Goku with
pure disgust. "You made this map didn't you?"
"Ya I got the idea after reading family circus. It's a map of my
jar of [pennies buried in the back yard."
"You idiot! Focus! Where is the map of the forest?"
"Oh I gave it to Piccolo." Vegeta looked over at Piccolo who
was dead.
"No how did that happen!?" Vegeta screeched. They ran up to
Piccolo who was dead, his fists were clenched; his face was a look of
twisted fear. In his hand was a empty bottle of booze.
"I see it was alcohol withdrawal." Goku said. "It's been
a good five minutes since he's either stabbed someone or had a drink,
poor guy."
"Now where's Krillin!? Vegeta asked. They looked to the left and
saw Krillin being mauled by a bear. Vegeta and Goku ran away screaming
and Goku was crying they ran until their lungs were going to burst. It
was night by the time they stopped so Goku collected some firewood."
Now Kakkarott remember not to use to much kai to light it could be disastrous.
"I know what I'm doing." Goku powered up and formed a kai blast
on his fingertip. Krillin who wasn't dead snuck up from behind and said.
"BOO!" Goku screamed went ssj3 and fired blowing up the earth
and all of them.
THE END
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